If evolutionary psychology were a building I would set it the fuck on fire and not look back
oh god grout
If evolutionary psychology were a building I would set it the fuck on fire and not look back
oh god grout
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
And then I asked him “Are you absolutely sure you didn’t draw a penis on my face?”, of course he said yes, but GUESS WHAT.
Ugh, brats. That’s why I eat them.
(Source: facelessfeline)
looking at all those asian boys with slimmer waists than me make me feel bad about myself uwu
ok elizabeth is cute but let’s be honest here she really don’t know shit bout what she’s saying sometimes
there is so much hate in my heart ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧