BLACK CLOAKS, RED CLOUDS UPDATED!!!!!!!
aw i found where the cap i reblogged below came from (prism) and finished it in one sitting
it’s really good!
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you